Hello. Here are some similes. They aren’t great.
A horse is like a barista with an agenda. You’re getting what *they* want.
Taking out the garbage is like taking the kids to school. Some things you have to do with your eyes closed.
Croquet is like a jazz festival. There’s grass involved.
Doctors’ offices are like dentists’ offices. Everyone has a butt.
The inevitable heat death of the universe is like a lake at sunset. It’s colder than it used to be.
Barnyard animals are like an expressway. Stinky!
A tree falling down and bonking you on the head is like choking at the dinner table of your enemy. You’re probably going to die.
Instagram is like Facebook. Does either really make you happy?
Fingernails are like seashells. Everybody’s got ‘em.
The Charge of the Light Brigade is like a taxi. I associate each with Geoffrey the butler.
Peeing your pants is like getting caught with your hand in the lobster tank. You can’t blame anybody else.
