Shows I Haven’t Seen

With Sunday night’s episode of Succession evidently qualifying as “news,” based on the variety of media outlets trying to make sure I knew what they thought about it, I made the bold confession yesterday to many of you that I have never seen the show. I haven’t seen a lot of shows. Such is life when you devote your time to watching the bottom half of the Big 12 rather than traditional television. So, to get all of these out of the way, here are the shows I’ve never seen (not more than a scattered episode which I did not watch closely), from this list at Wealthy Gorilla, which is evidently killing the “best TV show” SEO game right now. Congratulations, Wealthy Gorilla. On the SEO. And the wealth. And the gorilla.

• The Sopranos
• The Wire (I do want to see The Wire, I do not care if I see almost all the rest of these)
• Breaking Bad
• Game of Thrones
• Mad Men
• The Twilight Zone (it’s on the list, ok?)
• Lost
• Star Trek: The Original Series
• Doctor Who
• The West Wing
• Twin Peaks
• Boardwalk Empire
• All in the Family
• Battlestar Galactica
• Band of Brothers
• Deadwood
• The X Files
• Peaky Blinders
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
• Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Sherlock
• Better Call Saul
• Orange Is the New Black
• NYPD Blue
• The Walking Dead
• The Shield
• Blackadder
• ER
• Six Feet Under
• 24
• Sons of Anarchy
• Roots
• Stranger Things
• Flea Bag
• Only Fools and Horses
• Fargo (I know, I know)
• Oz
• House

Rest assured, there are plenty more shows I haven’t watched. The reason they aren’t listed here is that they weren’t on that list I pulled up on Google, and I’m so far from TV that I don’t even know where to think about others I haven’t seen. If you’re thinking about a show, odds are that I have not seen it. Apologies, masters of culture.