Let’s rank some sewers.
3. Storm Sewers
These are palatable, and these serve an important purpose, but our lives would look the least different if they’d never existed. We would have found another way around the issue of flooding.
2. The Sewers Where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Lived
Now *these* are important! Not least of all because of all those renaissance artists named after the turtles.
1. Poop Sewers
I’m sure there’s a technical name for these, but to me, they’re the pipes that eat the poop. If we didn’t have these, our lives would be bad. It would smell like poop all the time, and we would be more diseased! These are the best sewers.
