I don’t know, I mean, the headline’s kind of it. The Big 12 and Pac-12 allying would be awesome because it would basically be them saying, “Hey, we’ve got a lot of teams. One of ‘em’s gotta be good, right?” and then Alabama tilting its head like a dog confirming that the hamburger you’ve placed on the ground is, in fact, for them, and then LSU every ten years coming through like a wild west gunslinger impersonator at a hokey “bar” that serves sarsaparillas and riling shit up but leaving right away and then Oregon having one year, just one year, like probably literally only one year in which people say “Maybe they can take down ‘Bama!” except they get pummeled by Mississippi somehow in a semifinal and Lane Kiffin who is still at Mississippi somehow incapacitates the Duck somehow and starts wearing his head around the field after the game while slowly dancing not-quite on the beat and then just doesn’t show up for the national championship because Nick Saban called him and calmly told him not to show up for the national championship and hey look Michigan just extended Jim Harbaugh’s contract for going 0-6 in the first six twelve-team playoffs and Texas has finished exactly .500 in every year since joining the SEC.
That’s where this is going, right?
I love your imagination