Jupiter
Uhh hey NASA, Jupiter’s made of gas, idiots.
Death Valley National Park
NASA! You dummies. Death Valley is on this planet. You don’t get to colonize things on this planet. That’s Europe’s job.
Creighton University
Again, on this planet, but I support this for the imagery of a rocketship touching down in Omaha.
Tatooine
Dude. NASA. Star Wars was fictional.
The CIA’s Heart
Oh come on, NASA. We know about your little crush, but don’t use that kind of language on the Valentine’s card. They might try to stage a coup!
NASA
Ooh, a meta-colonization. Not sure how this would work but feel like it could be a really big buildup to a press release and then quite the letdown. In other words: I’m on board.
Houston
This would be good because an anthropomorphized NASA could say, “Houston, *you* have a problem. It’s us.”
Sea World
Please.
