Do your part.
Mosquitos Are The Worst
The people know what they don’t like.
Tournament of the Worst: Semifinal Results, Championship Voting
Mosquitos vs. Litter. A debate as old as garbage itself.
USPS Hold Music: Not That Bad
The second movement’s the best, but the whole experience isn’t awful.
Tournament of the Worst: Quarterfinal Results, Semifinal Voting
The drama builds.
Milk Production By State, 2019
Number three may blow your mind.
Tournament of the Worst: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting
Big showdown today between Allergies and Car/House/Apt Problems.
My Check Engine Light Is On
It came on Monday.
That Dairy Queen Pissed Me Off
Some context on last night’s statement.
Tournament of the Worst: Second Round Results, Round of 16 Voting
Cable News goes down. Pyramid Schemes march on.
ESPN’s Troubling Treatment of Big Red
Still, Big Red rose.
Confirmed: Joe Kelly Threw a Baseball Through a Window Yesterday
The window, in Joe Kelly’s defense, had spiked Brock Holt.
Tournament of the Worst: Remaining First Round Results, Second Round Voting
32 things remain. All of them bad.
SF-Jeff vs. Sandblaster — a Customer Service Forum Battle for the Ages
When future historians wonder how our society began entertaining itself by revisiting customer service forum spats, they can point to SF-Jeff and Sandblaster.
Tournament of the Worst: Yesterday’s Results, Remaining First Round Voting
Lots of close votes on the first day.
Tournament of the Worst: First Round Voting, Part One
To brighten (?) your week.
Big Red Is Performing Well in a Very Poorly-Constructed Twitter Bracket
As we would hope.
Penguin Videos
Also, one video of a porcupine who is inexplicably in an aquarium.