Happy Sunday!
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Quarterfinal Results, Semifinal Voting
Not good. Not bad. Just ok.
They’re Grand Prixing in Monaco
Off they go.
A Saturday Morning Milk Poem
Good morning.
Today’s Best Bet: Saturday, May 22nd
Lance McCullers Jr.
The Cubs Should Trade for Max Scherzer
It’s narrative-changing time.
Cubs Pull Away from Cardinals—Four Thoughts, Tonight’s Preview
Could the Cubs be trade deadline…buyers?
Joe Kelly: Good Pitcher, Better Dad
You can’t put a home run equivalent on fatherhood.
Fargo vs. Washing Machine
A battle for the ages.
Today’s Best Bet: Friday, May 21st
Paying our futures portfolio a visit.
I Will Not Be Attending NASCAR’s Race in Austin
This weekend’s NASCAR/F1/IndyCar schedule. It’s a big weekend!
Butter Miracle Suite One: The New Counting Crows EP Is Out
At times gutting, at times soaringly escapeful, we got three new Counting Crows songs last night to go with “Elevator Boots.”
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting
Be cool, you who are apathetic towards cabbage.
Cubs Shut Down Nationals—Five Thoughts, Today’s Preview
A high-leverage weekend awaits.
Joe Kelly: Winner
Another scoreless inning from our guy.
The No Hitters Are Effing Up the Record Books (Just Like So Many Other Things Have)
We’re about to see a record setting season of no hitters. That’s fine.
The White Sox Know What They’re Doing, Don’t They.
Is the Tony La Russa thing a setup?
Your Sixth-Place Ottawa Senators
The Senators did not finish in last place.