The genius of Taylor Swift.
“I Will Rain Frank Schwindel From Heaven for You”
If you’re going to parodize a biblical passage for sports blog purposes, always make sure to use the King James translation.
Today’s Best Bet: Monday, August 16th
The case for Atlanta.
A 2022 Schwindel/Ortega/Wisdom Lottery Might Make Sense for the Cubs
The Cubs’ best hitters right now probably won’t hold up. But one of the three might, and it’s impossible to know which one.
The Curb Won
NASCAR went to Indiana, and a piece of plastic (that was plastic, right?) was the star.
Tournament of Champions, 2021: First Round Voting
If you have never pondered whether you prefer Dwight Schrute or bonfires, today is the day you must do that.
Bracket Bracket: Championship Results, The People’s Rankings
No surprises here.
IndyCar: Headline
Ugh fine someone put me in charge of IndyCar I’ll fix it.
Burnley Lost, But They Beat the Hell Out of Those Goalposts
Taught those bars a lesson.
The Cubs Are Gaining Ground in the Draft
The Cubs entered yesterday 10th in next year’s draft order. They’re now a game out of 5th.
2019 NIT Quarterfinal (the Texas/Colorado One) Highlights For Your Sunday
Are you supposed to capitalize Bottom Line when referring to the ESPN one?
NASCAR: It’s in Indiana Now
You know what Indiana is? And you knwo what NASCAR is? Well get this…
Today’s Best Bets: Sunday, August 15th
Futures, futures, futures.
Today’s Best Bet: Saturday, August 14th
Chris Sale’s back.
Ian Happ Isn’t Hitting the Ball Hard Enough
Ian Happ had a good night on a bad night for the Cubs. Can he keep it going?
IndyCar Plays the Hits
When in doubt, go to Indiana.
Joe Kelly, John Stamos, and the Beach Boys
Is Joe Kelly responsible for the greatness of Full House?
Bad News for the (Premier) League—Burnley’s Ready to Burnley
The Burnleys play today!