If you thought last week’s cannonballs were a banner moment for the haters, then brace yourself for this one:
It turns out it is very difficult to cannonball into the ocean.
I kind of suspected as much. I thought this could potentially be the case. I thought I might have to jump from a jetty. I kind of assumed it would work out.
It did not work out.
Here are this week’s cannonball attempts. All I can say is that I gave the ocean all I have. No shame in losing to something twice as big as all the land on earth. (A little bit of shame. I should have chartered a boat.)
