It was a big week in Crystal Lake. A roof salesman entered a local business, peed on a rug when no one was looking, then asked if they had any leaks that needed replacing. The man was ostensibly from Niles, but as my dad did point out yesterday on the family Zoom call, it seems like a Florida Man move, so don’t go bashing Niles before we have the full backstory.
And speaking of full stories, here’s the tale, from the Northwest Herald:
https://www.nwherald.com/2020/04/23/man-cited-after-urinating-on-crystal-lake-business-rug/ac8mp4x/
