NASCAR’s All-Star Race happened last night. Chase Elliott won. Got a million buckaroos. Hope he shares some of that with his crew. Maybe after taxes, though, Chase. Do the math. Make sure it doesn’t get taxed twice, too. Your crew doesn’t deserve that headache. Installments, man. Installments.
Other news, besides Chase Elliott winning:
In the open race, Michael McDowell wrecked Bubba Wallace. Some are saying it wasn’t McDowell’s fault, and that the clip below was edited to cut out what provoked him.
Bubba Wallace did not agree with the McDowell-was-provoked assessment.
Beyond that, big story was the lights under the cars. Think they chose the color based on the manufacturer. Here’s a look at ‘em.
And here’s Chase Elliott with a sword.
Oh! Last thing. Had some sponsorship beef between Elliott and Ryan Blaney. (They’re pals, so this won’t escalate to wrecking, but how fun would it be if sponsorship beef escalated to wrecking?) Blaney’s sponsored by Bodyarmor, which is made by Coke, for context.
Those jokesters.
