Ok so I want to change all the lyrics to “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman to “NASCAR” by Tracy Chapman, and I think I can do it, but I’m getting stuck out of the jump (the green flag, if you will) by the seeming fact that “I want a ticket to Delaware” makes the most sense for the second line but I don’t particularly want to see a race at Dover compared to a lot of other tracks. I mean, it’s a fine track, but it’s not Bristol or Talladega or Martinsville or Sonoma or Watkins Glen or Pocono or those other places that seem like they’d be especially more fun in person than on TV. Maybe I just go with: “You got a NASCAR. Dover’s a racetrack in Delaware.”? I don’t know. More to come, I’m sure.
My NASCAR/Tracy Chapman Problem
