Mr. Darkside did not strike. Mr. Brightside did not win. And we learned the best way to get everyone to be one with each other is to light a pile of wood on fire.
Bonfires defeat Mr. Brightside, 19-15
Instagram: Bonfires 15, Mr. Brightside 11
Twitter: Bonfires 3, Mr. Brightside 3
Google Form: Bonfires 1, Mr. Brightside 1
As always, we have The People’s Rankings for you now, in which we take the different margins of victory/defeat and compare them against one another. It’s an imperfect way to stack things up, but it does give ice cream cones the credit they deserve.
| Rank | Thing | Score |
| 1 | Bonfires | 100.0 |
| 2 | The “DVD” Logo Hitting the Corner | 94.4 |
| 3 | Mr. Brightside | 88.2 |
| 4 | Dog/Service Member Reunion Videos | 81.8 |
| 5 | Chanting | 80.9 |
| 6 | Ice Cream Cones | 79.8 |
| 7 | Passing Cash/Beer/Food Down the Row | 78.9 |
| 8 | Latenight Taco Bell | 76.2 |
| 9 | McDonald’s Breakfast | 71.9 |
| 10 | Waffle House | 69.8 |
| 11 | The Wave | 67.7 |
| 12 | Fall Mornings | 66.7 |
| 13 | Exiting Down the Ramp | 66.0 |
| 14 | Yawning | 65.2 |
| 15 | Flyovers | 64.3 |
| 16 | Floating on an Inner Tube | 63.9 |
| 17 | Dogs in Halloween Costumes | 62.3 |
| 18 | Karaoke | 59.8 |
| 19 | The Olympics | 59.5 |
| 20 | Booing | 56.8 |
| 21 | The Aux Cord | 56.4 |
| 22 | The Jamaican Bobsled Team | 55.6 |
| 23 | The Kiss Cam | 55.5 |
| 24 | Bowling | 55.0 |
| 25 | Fireworks | 52.8 |
| 26 | Public Transit | 52.5 |
| 27 | Family Feud | 51.6 |
| 28 | Drinking/Living the High Life | 49.3 |
| 29 | The First Day of Spring | 46.8 |
| 30 | Having a Crush | 46.7 |
| 31 | The Olympics Opening Ceremony | 44.1 |
| 32 | Gas Stations | 43.6 |
| 33 | Encores | 43.1 |
| 34 | School Dance Pictures | 41.4 |
| 35 | Crossing State Lines | 40.9 |
| 36 | Love | 40.0 |
| 37 | Babies in Halloween Costumes | 39.3 |
| 38 | Baggage Claim | 38.9 |
| 39 | Disappointing a Grandparent | 37.9 |
| 40 | The Wienermobile | 37.2 |
| 41 | Viral One-Week Internet Debates | 36.1 |
| 42 | Maple Syrup | 35.5 |
| 43 | Finding Five Dollars | 35.4 |
| 44 | Disney Channel Original Movies | 35.3 |
| 45 | Mascots | 34.9 |
| 46 | The “Whoa oh oh oh oh” Song | 33.3 |
| 47 | Walking in the Park | 31.9 |
| 48 | Hating Specific Vegetables | 31.7 |
| 49 | Waiting on Hold with Customer Service | 31.4 |
| 50 | Super Bowl Commmercials | 30.6 |
| 51 | Mother’s Day | 30.4 |
| 52 | Streakers | 30.2 |
| 53 | Anonymous Public Farts | 28.9 |
| 54 | Portrait Mode | 26.8 |
| 55 | Poop | 25.4 |
| 56 | Pop-a-Shot | 24.8 |
| 57 | T-Shirt Cannons | 24.6 |
| 58 | Puddles | 24.4 |
| 59 | Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? | 21.4 |
| 60 | Stepping on the Seat to Climb Rows | 21.3 |
| 61 | Crowdsurfing | 21.0 |
| 62 | Hot Dogs | 19.0 |
| 63 | Sunburn | 16.6 |
| 64 | Cleaning the Toilet | 10.2 |
