We found the uncancelable man.
His name is Fred.
Mister Rogers, according to your votes and nominations, is the most unlikely person to be canceled.
Here are the championship results:
Fred Rogers defeats Dolly Parton, 31-29
Instagram: Fred Rogers 26, Dolly Parton 24
Twitter: Dolly Parton 4, Fred Rogers 3
Google Form: Fred Rogers 2, Dolly Parton 1
Here’s the final bracket:
And here, as always, are The People’s Rankings, in which we take the different margins of victory/defeat and compare them against one another. It’s an imperfect way to stack things up, but it’s the best way we have of giving Winnie the Pooh his due.
| Rank | Person | Score |
| 1 | Fred Rogers | 100.00 |
| 2 | Betty White | 98.18 |
| 3 | Dolly Parton | 96.67 |
| 4 | Winnie the Pooh | 91.23 |
| 5 | Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson | 89.66 |
| 6 | Michelle Obama | 87.88 |
| 7 | Tom Hanks | 81.48 |
| 8 | Serena Williams | 73.64 |
| 9 | Julie Andrews | 70.63 |
| 10 | Helen Keller | 62.75 |
| 11 | Princess Diana | 60.42 |
| 12 | Lin-Manuel Miranda | 57.28 |
| 13 | Will Smith | 56.45 |
| 14 | Tony Hawk | 55.77 |
| 15 | Ernie Johnson | 55.24 |
| 16 | Beyoncé | 55.04 |
| 17 | Oprah Winfrey | 51.92 |
| 18 | Albert Einstein | 51.83 |
| 19 | Jimmy Carter | 47.31 |
| 20 | Conan O’Brien | 46.80 |
| 21 | Keanu Reeves | 46.64 |
| 22 | Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 44.19 |
| 23 | Greta Thunberg | 44.03 |
| 24 | Roger Federer | 41.34 |
| 25 | Tina Fey | 41.21 |
| T-26 | Michael Bublé | 41.10 |
| T-26 | Michelle Kwan | 41.10 |
| 28 | Emma Watson | 40.56 |
| 29 | Jackie Chan | 40.24 |
| 30 | Russell Wilson | 40.10 |
| 31 | Scott Van Pelt | 39.44 |
| 32 | Vanna White | 39.27 |
| 33 | Alicia Keys | 38.98 |
| 34 | Lisa Leslie | 38.62 |
| 35 | Paddington | 38.19 |
| 36 | Laura Dern | 37.65 |
| 37 | Marshawn Lynch | 37.18 |
| 38 | Sandra Bullock | 36.07 |
| 39 | Doris Burke | 36.06 |
| 40 | Emmanuel Acho | 34.45 |
| 41 | Bill Walton | 33.80 |
| 42 | Abby Wambach | 33.02 |
| 43 | Bill Nye | 31.69 |
| 44 | Meryl Streep | 31.45 |
| 45 | Taylor Swift | 31.20 |
| 46 | Sully Sullenberger | 29.99 |
| 47 | Adam Sandler | 28.48 |
| 48 | Mariah Carey | 28.40 |
| 49 | Amy Poehler | 28.05 |
| 50 | Annika Sörenstam | 27.95 |
| 51 | Sofía Vergara | 27.84 |
| 52 | Weird Al Yankovic | 27.04 |
| 53 | Gritty | 26.80 |
| 54 | Paul McCartney | 26.43 |
| 55 | Jennifer Garner | 25.21 |
| 56 | Marge Simpson | 22.99 |
| 57 | Mookie Betts | 22.73 |
| 58 | Kevin James | 22.53 |
| 59 | Mina Kimes | 22.51 |
| 60 | Alice Walker | 22.02 |
| 61 | Judi Dench | 21.93 |
| 62 | Reba McEntire | 18.54 |
| 63 | Boog Sciambi | 15.78 |
| 64 | Eric Carle | 15.30 |
Next bracket starts tomorrow (we’ll post about it right after we post this).
