Mister Rogers Is Uncancelable

We found the uncancelable man.

His name is Fred.

Mister Rogers, according to your votes and nominations, is the most unlikely person to be canceled.

Here are the championship results:

Fred Rogers defeats Dolly Parton, 31-29

Instagram: Fred Rogers 26, Dolly Parton 24
Twitter: Dolly Parton 4, Fred Rogers 3
Google Form: Fred Rogers 2, Dolly Parton 1

Here’s the final bracket:

And here, as always, are The People’s Rankings, in which we take the different margins of victory/defeat and compare them against one another. It’s an imperfect way to stack things up, but it’s the best way we have of giving Winnie the Pooh his due.

RankPersonScore
1Fred Rogers100.00
2Betty White98.18
3Dolly Parton96.67
4Winnie the Pooh91.23
5Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson89.66
6Michelle Obama87.88
7Tom Hanks81.48
8Serena Williams73.64
9Julie Andrews70.63
10Helen Keller62.75
11Princess Diana60.42
12Lin-Manuel Miranda57.28
13Will Smith56.45
14Tony Hawk55.77
15Ernie Johnson55.24
16Beyoncé55.04
17Oprah Winfrey51.92
18Albert Einstein51.83
19Jimmy Carter47.31
20Conan O’Brien46.80
21Keanu Reeves46.64
22Julia Louis-Dreyfus44.19
23Greta Thunberg44.03
24Roger Federer41.34
25Tina Fey41.21
T-26Michael Bublé41.10
T-26Michelle Kwan41.10
28Emma Watson40.56
29Jackie Chan40.24
30Russell Wilson40.10
31Scott Van Pelt39.44
32Vanna White39.27
33Alicia Keys38.98
34Lisa Leslie38.62
35Paddington38.19
36Laura Dern37.65
37Marshawn Lynch37.18
38Sandra Bullock36.07
39Doris Burke36.06
40Emmanuel Acho34.45
41Bill Walton33.80
42Abby Wambach33.02
43Bill Nye31.69
44Meryl Streep31.45
45Taylor Swift31.20
46Sully Sullenberger29.99
47Adam Sandler28.48
48Mariah Carey28.40
49Amy Poehler28.05
50Annika Sörenstam27.95
51Sofía Vergara27.84
52Weird Al Yankovic27.04
53Gritty26.80
54Paul McCartney26.43
55Jennifer Garner25.21
56Marge Simpson22.99
57Mookie Betts22.73
58Kevin James22.53
59Mina Kimes22.51
60Alice Walker22.02
61Judi Dench21.93
62Reba McEntire18.54
63Boog Sciambi15.78
64Eric Carle15.30

Next bracket starts tomorrow (we’ll post about it right after we post this).

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