Some startling information was shared on Ashley Kelly’s Instagram account today: Joe Kelly is balding. Thankfully, he gets to wear a hat for a long time to come, and there is no doubt that he will make the most of this less-hairy experience (RAT TAIL!!!!!), but this is a momentary piece of encouragement for the haters, who have longed tried to knock out the “Great Hair” leg from beneath the diverse platform which proclaims Joe Kelly’s greatness. Congratulations, haters. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Beneath the post, or perhaps beside it (if you viewed the post on a computer), was another piece of startling information:
“Mom, I don’t want Corona to go away. I don’t want Dad to go back to baseball.”
– Knox Kelly, age four
A bombshell of a quote. Is this child the obstacle preventing the return of Major League Baseball?
We’ve long known of Knox Kelly’s potential to take over a room. We’ve heard him turn Mookie Betts into a household name. We’ve watched him steal the show at Joe Kelly Bobblehead Night. The young man is a force with which to be reckoned.
Thankfully, Mrs. Kelly also shared that after she explained to Knox that his dad loves baseball and that baseball pays for Knox’s Star Wars Legos, Knox was back on board:
“Yeah, Dad needs to go play baseball now.”
– Knox Kelly, Star Wars Lego fanatic
Still, let’s keep an eye on this kid. His power is only growing.
