Ok, overdue for a Joe Kelly Spring Training update. Sorry, guys. That’s on me.
You know Joe Kelly? The greatest athlete alive and probably better than all the dead ones too because they’re dead and they’re disintegrating and there’s no way they can throw in the upper 90’s?
Yeah he’s having a good Spring Training so far.
Well.
Not really.
He was sick one day. And then they said his arm’s been sore. But he’s been throwing bullpens and ramping back up—no concern he’ll miss his opening day seventh-inning-with-runners-on.
The highlight so far has been his selfie on picture day, which for reasons humanity lacks words to describe has captivated us all. Top right in this guy:
Sip away, Joe. Sip away.
