*continued hootin’ and hollerin’*
Joseph. William. Kelly. Jr.
*fire emojis all the heck all over the place*
The man threw the most scoreless of many scoreless innings last night, striking out Joc Pederson (love you, Joc, you’re a bad bitch) and Travis d’Arnaud while inducing a groundout from Adam Duvall, who he could have probably just let on the bases because Adam Duvall is like Wile E. Coyote on the bases right now in terms of what you can coerce him into doing.
Anyway, three up, three down, not his highest velocity ever but he was tickling 98. Offspeed looked sharp, hitters looked helpless, just a strong twelve-pitch inning from our guy.
*more fire emojis*