Hello, Padres fans. Here are some things to know about your newest nemesis:
- He throws gas.
- He is handsome.
- He might only be able to control his curveball right now but that only makes him scarier.
- One time in college he convinced the UC-Riverside Athletic Department that he was related to Machine Gun Kelly—the prohibition-era gangster, not the rapper.
- That comparison above was apt, because his arm is a machine gun.
- He throws gas.
- He will end anything Manny Machado starts.
- He’s from Southern California and didn’t choose to play for the Padres, signifying he probably doesn’t like you guys all that much.
- He is fast.
- He was a sponsored skateboarder earlier in his life.
- He can dance.
- He is a walking fire emoji.
- He throws gas.
