Something that I don’t think gets enough attention in the Joe Kelly universe is the fact that a man named Joe Kelly wrote a boot titled I Kill Giants. It’s true. Look it up. Joe Kelly kills giants. Does he also kill Giants?
Well, hopefully not literally. That would cast a major pall over an otherwise quite fun Division Series. But metaphorically? We can only assume he does. After all, Joe Kelly kills just about everybody this year (metaphorically—again, we cannot stress enough that to our knowledge our favorite relief pitcher has never taken another human’s life).
It’s on again tonight, and as the song goes, “People get ready.”
