The Joe Kelly season starts tonight. It’s been a long wait. But it’s here. It’s finally here. Thank goodness, it is finally here. It might not last long, but we’re going to get tonight, and probably tomorrow, and after that who knows but I bet Joe Kelly makes at least one appearance so maybe if things end he’ll have a 0.00 ERA and two or three strikeouts and I can talk forever about his unprecedented 2020.
Anyway, here’s what to expect:
- Joe Kelly will throw hard.
- Joe Kelly may walk a few batters.
- Joe Kelly will steal your heart all over again.
- Joe Kelly will unleash some dazzling off-speed stuff.
- Joe Kelly will do something in front of a camera that makes you laugh.
- Howie Kendrick didn’t happen you imagined that.
- Joe Kelly will throw hard.
- Even if Howie Kendrick did happen it only would’ve happened because Joe Kelly was being a good teammate and pitching through injury/general leg unwellness.
- Joe Kelly will strike guys out.
- Joe Kelly will throw hard.
There. Now you’re ready. Enjoy.
