Joe Biden Ate No Ice Cream in Crystal Lake

I don’t know what to say. You find out a guy who likes ice cream is coming to your hometown, that guy is the president, you write up a nice little blog post about the places he could go for ice cream, and he goes to none of those places. Doesn’t make a single stop aside from the visit to the community college, which is cool and all, but I didn’t see a clip of him eating ice cream, and if he did it would have probably been from the cafeteria and I’m sure MCC’s cafeteria ice cream is great but it’s not The Freeze.

The word is that due to thunderstorms, they wanted to get President Biden back to O’Hare, but that seems like the worst place to be if there are storms. You can’t go anywhere from an airport if there’s lightning, and it was the afternoon, so he was probably getting hungry, and you know what helps with hunger a large s’mores blitz from The Freeze helps with hunger. If it did rain, you could’ve gotten some great shots of him sharing umbrellas with strangers in line. Ugh. Do I have to handle Joe Biden’s scheduling myself?

One can only assume this means Biden will be back. So we can look forward to that, at least.

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