It’s Ok to Put Ice Cream on Your Pie at Breakfast

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but…

No, really. Does not scripture say unto us: “Be not afraid”?

All your life, people will tell you that you can’t. Some will say you can’t even eat pie for breakfast in the first place. Even in the fall! Others will draw the line at putting a big scoop of vanilla ice cream on top. But here? Here, we draw no lines. Here, we make no arbitrary distinctions based on where the earth stands in its rotation when we sit down to eat. Here, pie is a breakfast food, and if a breakfast food tastes best with ice cream atop it, you put some ice cream atop it.

You were made to milk. Now go. Go ice cream that pie.

NIT fan. Joe Kelly expert. Milk drinker. Can be found on Twitter (@nit_stu) and Instagram (@nitstu32).
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