We had cupcakes around the house last week, which was fun, and the most fun part was their size. I got to eat a lot of cupcake every time we have one.
Cupcakes are great this way. They’re clearly either Little, in which case you can eat as many as you want since there’s no obvious serving size, or they’re Big, in which case you can eat one and it’s plenty and you feel great and also basically got away with something.
So, I don’t know who figured out cupcake sizing, but thank you. Thank you for not finding a middle ground. You’ve improved my life.