Well, everybody. It’s time for another Burnley match. Shall we do this?
Yes.
Cool. Fire away.
Who are they playing?
Newcastle United, located in Newcastle upon Tyne, as opposed to any other Newcastles out there.
There are other Newcastles?
I’m not sure, but I think they stopped building them a while ago, so they’re probably all oldcastles by now.
Ha! Good one, Stu.
Thanks, guys.
Is Newcastle any good?
It’s hard to know such things with any certainty, but they’re in 14th place in the table, six points back of Burnley, who’s in tenth. Looks like they’re slightly favored, but it’s more likely Burnley draws or wins than that they lose.
So the game’s at Newcastle?
Astute. Yes.
Thanks.
You’re welcome. You earned it.
When is it happening?
It already started—sorry, I decided to sleep in a bit.
How’s it going?
No action so far from what I can tell.
Got it.
Yeah.
How do we watch it?
The same way we always do—opening up Burnley’s official Twitter feed and hitting refresh every few minutes.
Right. What do we want out of Burnley?
Complete and total domination, but getting a point on the road would be cool too. Got a bit of a tough stretch coming up.
Cool, cool. Go Burnleys!
Go Burnleys, man.
