Roger Clemens, as you’ll remember, pitched part of his career in the steroid era, when scoring was high.
As you also may know, the MLB is currently experiencing a home run boom.
In case you’ve forgotten, home runs are said to come more frequently in warmer temperatures.
Do you see the connection now?
In case it isn’t abundantly clear yet, it’s possible Roger Clemens is personally causing global warming in order to increase scoring in baseball and make his own numbers look better in hindsight.
I’m not saying he’s definitely doing it.
But I’m saying he might be doing it.
We just need to keep an eye on these things.
