Chester Cheetah, spokescartoon for Cheetos, was talking trash about his ex yesterday on Al Gore’s Internet:
Even if we put aside the possibility this is, from Chester’s point of view, a self-own (wouldn’t you want to say you’d dated someone attractive?), and further put aside that it’s kind of mean and/or sad (I don’t know how the relationship ended, but airing out grievances online is weird), it’s still a strange tweet. Which is why I took it upon myself to comment (as the crow, who follows Chester Cheetah):
Chester was quick to fire back, again in a way I didn’t fully get:
I haven’t heard Chester Cheetah speak for a while. I haven’t been watching Cartoon Network or whatever channel his ads run on (just not a big TV guy these days—nothing against Cartoon Network). But I have a question:
Does Chester enunciate his r’s?
Because if he doesn’t, the possibility is there that he’s saying his ex calls him “Chester Cheater.”
And that adds a whole new level of drama to the situation.
