We’ve got a big day ahead of us. First, we enjoy some simple joys. Then, it’s off to the stadium. All in the second half of the first round of Indivisible, our bracket tasked with finding the thing that best unifies us. The thing that best embodies the idea that “No one is better than anyone else in a Waffle House.”
As always, there are three ways to vote. As always, be cool.
The second half of first round voting starts now and will last until about 10:30 AM EDT tomorrow (Sunday). Second Round voting will begin Monday morning.
The three ways to vote:
This Google Form (be cool):
https://forms.gle/evYTpJXRxoiPpxem9
Our Instagram story (be cool):
https://www.instagram.com/thebarkingcrow/
This Twitter thread (be cool):
Now, results from the Institutions and Life Regions.
Waffle House defeats Portrait Mode, 42-10
Instagram: 31-8
Twitter: 8-1
Google Form: 3-1
Mr. Brightside defeats the Jamaican Bobsled Team, 37-17
Instagram: 29-12
Twitter: 5-5
Google Form: 3-0
Family Feud defeats Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, 42-11
Instagram: 35-6
Twitter: 4-4
Google Form: 3-1
Disney Channel Original Movies defeat Super Bowl Commercials, 30-233
Instagram: 26-15
Twitter: 3-5
Google Form: 1-3
Latenight Taco Bell defeats McDonald’s Breakfast, 28-25
Instagram: 23-17
Twitter: 3-6
Google Form: 2-2
The Wienermobile defeats Pop-a-Shot, 34-17
Instagram: 24-11
Twitter: 6-5
Google Form: 4-1
The Olympics defeats The Olympics Opening Ceremony, 34-20
Instagram: 25-16
Twitter: 7-2
Google Form: 2-2
Drinking/Living the High Life defeats Mother’s Day, 36-16
Instagram: 25-14
Twitter: 8-1
Google Form: 3-1
Karaoke defeats The Aux Cord, 28-25
Instagram: 20-21
Twitter: 5-3
Google Form: 3-1
Baggage Claim defeats Waiting on Hold with Customer Service, 31-21
Instagram: 23-17
Twitter: 4-4
Google Form: 4-0
Public Transit defeats Gas Stations, 31-22
Instagram: 26-15
Twitter: 3-5
Google Form: 2-2
Anonymous Public Farts defeat Poop, 28-22
Instagram: 21-17
Twitter: 4-4
Google Form: 3-1
School Dance Pictures defeat Disappointing a Grandparent, 26-22
Instagram: 21-15
Twitter: 4-4
Google Form: 1-3
Yawning defeats Cleaning a Toilet, 47-4
Instagram: 35-3
Twitter: 8-1
Google Form: 4-0
One-Week Viral Internet Debates defeat Hating Specific Vegetables, 28-22
Instagram: 24-14
Twitter: 4-4
Google Form: 0-4
Fireworks defeat Puddles, 40-12
Instagram: 31-8
Twitter: 6-3
Google Form: 3-1
