In Solidarity with Joc Pederson, I Now Also Have a Mustache

Joc Pederson has been trying to grow a mustache. It’s hard to tell, because Joc Pederson is blonde, but the mustache is there. There are hairs on that man’s lip:

On Tuesday, it came under fire from the media, which clearly has an anti-Joc Pederson’s mustache bias:

Coincidentally, I didn’t get around to shaving for the last two weeks. Just didn’t happen. Sometimes you forget to eat lunch until 4:00. Sometimes you forget to shave. This mishap—if one can call it a mishap—ended up being fortunate. Because last night, when I finally did shave, I was able to leave the mustache alone, in solidarity with the Cubs’ outfielder.

Initially, I was going to title this post, In Solidarity with Joc Pederson, I Now Also Have a Terrible Mustache, but I’ve been told by mustache expert (and possibly a movie character sent to bring me joy?) Andrew Chafin that I need to own this thing:

So, uh, sorry, critics. I’m rocking this now. I, like Joc Pederson, am a mustache man, and if you want to criticize one of us, you have to go through both of us.

NIT fan. Joe Kelly expert. Milk drinker. Can be found on Twitter (@nit_stu) and Instagram (@nitstu32).
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