Mets fans suck. This is self-evident, because if they didn’t suck, the team’s front office wouldn’t have to put out statements like this to soothe their little ouchies after the big mean second baseman gave them two thumbs down. Mets fans suck, there is nothing redeeming about them, and they deserve, at the very least, to be booed into oblivion.
It’s hard, though, to boo an entire fanbase. This is part of why Mets players needed the thumbs down gesture in the first place. It’s hard for one person to go around and boo all…how many Mets fans are there, six hundred? That’s a lot of folks to boo!
It’s not hard, though, for us to boo the entire fanbase together. Which is why from now until, well, the heat death of the universe, every time we see a Mets fan we must all agree to stop what we’re doing, walk over to them, cup our hands to our mouths and, as loudly as we can, boo them.
