Ok, let’s say you have a bear, and she really wants to play baseball. She will kill you if you don’t let him play baseball. What position is she playing?
It’s third base, right? She’d probably knock a few down, keep the ball in the infield, you might gain a little range so the fact he wouldn’t register any assists isn’t disastrous. You see putouts at third coming, so you could get the shortstop over there. Stealing third isn’t that valuable because you can score from second on most singles anyway.
The bear should play third base. But I’m open to other arguments.
catcher. aint nobody sliding into home when a mouthful of teeth await them.
the bear baring her teeth would be too much to bear.