I’m sure Joe Kelly has enough endorsements.
I’m not doing this for him.
I’m doing this for us.
There are a lot of possibilities for Joe Kelly Jelly. It could be the kind of jelly that goes with peanut butter, and to be honest, this is the first one I thought of, as what kid (or 26-year-old blogger) doesn’t want their sandwich assembled in part from a jar bearing Joe Kelly’s face? But it could also be a brand of petroleum jelly, helping moisturize severely dry skin. And there is, of course, the possibility of it being a KY Jelly competitor. Heck, if the scientists are getting really innovative with it, I suppose it could be all three!
Anyway, Joe Kelly Jelly. Just feels right.
