As many of you know, I don’t watch that many movies, instead opting to read their synopses on IMDB. There are probably people out there who hate the idea of me. I am a threat to an entire industry—the most fame-producing industry (outside of politics) in the world. I am Hollywood’s biggest nightmare. I will take down Hollywood.
Anyway, stepped my game up a little bit and instead of looking up the synopsis of Old, I just googled “what’s the twist Old” this weekend while I was sitting in the Cane’s parking lot waiting for nothing in particular because I was already eating my Cane’s and, well, here you go: Slate wrote a whole FAQ ensuring you don’t have to see the movie. Thank you, Slate.
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