An interesting report emerged just now:
Yes, the president of the United States is interested in buying Greenland. And I would just like to say that if the U.S.A. and/or the Trump family wants a bidding war, they can have it, because I am also interested in buying Greenland, and I’m not going anywhere.
While I’m mostly interested in Greenland because I have a hunch there are still some Vikings up there and I would like to find them, buying an island would also be good for this blog because, being offshore, I believe we would be exempt from things like taxes and gambling laws and being forced to wear diapers.
So, go ahead and start the bidding. But let me know when you do, because this is going to be one wild ride of a GoFundMe campaign.
