The Brooks Koepka/Bryson DeChambeau feud (if you haven’t been following, two of the world’s best golfers openly hate each other, and it seems entirely real and authentic and unrestrained despite the PGA’s best attempts to restrain it, and it is wonderful) has me thinking.
Thinking that I want Papa John and Colonel Sanders’s ghost to feud.
If you’ve also not been following Papa John’s recent exploits, you aren’t alone in that. A faithful reader (thanks, Ryan in Boise) shared the following TikTok with me a few weeks ago:
The message? Papa John is raring to fight. The man is ready for a feud, and who better for him to feud with than the other figurehead within Kentucky’s fast food (is budget delivery pizza considered fast food?) royalty. Especially with Colonel Sanders’s ghost up to stunts like this:
They’re practically shadowboxing each other right now, and I’m sick of it. It’s time to crank it up a notch.
