I like conspiracy theories.
And it does seem like something different might’ve happened with JFK than what we’re told.
But I did not ask for this, Amazon.
Yes, that’s a screenshot of the email of suggested purchases Jeff Bezos personally curated for me and sent me yesterday, one day after I googled the JFK assassination to figure out whether there was any truth to a story a rideshare passenger shared with me three weeks ago.
If you’re wondering, there may have been some truth to the story the passenger shared with me, but I’m scared enough of him that I’m not going to talk about that.
In fact, I’m not going to talk much about JFK at all right now, because I don’t want to go down that rabbit hole. I have my conspiracies (Paul is Dead; and that horse with the burning eyes seems like the key to unlocking the whole Denver Airport puzzle). I’m prone to starting some of my own (that time I accused Rick Pitino of murdering David Padgett and climbing inside his corpse to keep coaching Louisville, which turned out to not be true). I don’t need to tread the well-worn conspiratorial path right now.
So, while I appreciate the time Jeff Bezos takes to select things I might like, I’d prefer recommendations on DVD’s I can watch with the blinds drawn that don’t make me even more scared of my rideshare passengers than I already am.
Thanks for understanding, Jeff.
