We’ve written before about the Scherzer/Kelly tandem, the most unstoppable pitching force in all of baseball. It’s a powerful combination, and we’ve seen it before already these playoffs, as it propelled Chris Taylor to hit a walk-off home run in the Wild Card Game. Tonight, it might roll out again, so to prepare you for the occasion, here’s how you tell apart the two primary figures:
Which one eats people?
Max Scherzer.
Which one throws hard?
Uhh, both, I think.
Which one is handsome?
Joe Kelly.
Which one doesn’t take MLB owners’ shit?
Max Scherzer, but I don’t think Joe Kelly would either, if asked.
Which one has won a World Series?
Max Scherzer.
Which one has won two World Series?
Joe Kelly.
Which one has great hair?
Joe Kelly.
Which one is more likely to start a fight?
Joe Kelly.
Which one is more likely to start a fight with an authority figure?
Max Scherzer.
Which one is faster?
Joe Kelly.
Which one has eyes?
Both.
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If you have other questions, send them my way. I might not answer them, but I also might. When it comes to questions, you never know.
