Important followup from last weekend’s brush with the divine:
There are six Wienermobiles touring the country at any given time.
Also, they have a way to track the Wienermobile on their website but it isn’t as detailed as I was afraid it was. It’s more just a list of upcoming events with a function where you can input a location and it’ll tell you the next event closest to that location. It isn’t a detailed GPS locator of all six Wienermobiles. Thank goodness. I was afraid I was going to spend way too much time trying to anticipate the Wienermobile’s movement and ruin the magic of seeing it organically in the wild. This does give me the proper appreciation for running into it, though. There are only six of them. Just six. That’s not very many.