One of these days, Bryce Harper is going to sign.
It might be today.
It might be tomorrow.
It might be the middle of March.
One of these days, Bryce Harper is going to be a member of an MLB organization once again, and once that happens, a lot of weary Bryce Harper jokes will get a well-earned respite from their Twitter tour of duty.
While they’re still here, let’s appreciate some that we’ll miss the most when they’re gone:
“Hey (baseball team), I’ll play for (significantly less money than Bryce Harper is purportedly requesting).”
Wow! Bonus points for originality. Assuming these general managers have a good sense of humor, they sure got a kick out of this one when it was passed along by the social media team!
“My sources tell me Bryce Harper is signing with (not a baseball team).”
Oh man! That was really good. When I first started reading, I actually thought Harper was about to be a Rockette!
“Bryce Harper! Wow!”
Yes, these ambiguous tweets implying breaking Harper news sure are funny! I bet all your followers just scrambled to search Harper’s name so they could find out what you’re referencing—but you aren’t referencing anything!!
“Bryce Harper soon lol: (GIF involving money)”
Yes, you’re right! Bryce Harper is about to make money! Lots of it! Ha! Ha ha!
“Hey (favorite team), I just found (small amount of money). If you sign Bryce Harper I’ll Venmo it to you! (picture of change on sidewalk)”
This one’s going viral for SURE.
