Me: *knocks on door*
Guy: *opens door*
Me: *wiggling a little bit, biting lip, clearly very excited*
Guy: Hello?
Me: Hi there would you like to hear about the NIT?!?
Guy: Uh……..wait, the NIT? Like, the basketball tournament?
Me: YES!
Guy: What about it?
Me: It’s GREAT.
Guy: What…what’s going on here?
Me: I’m here to spread the joy and love of the NIT.
Guy: Uh, buddy, I think you should get out of here.
Me: OK!
*repeat approximately 43 times as I circle the neighborhood*
it was YOU. i should have known.