Apologies to our readers outside of the United States, where it is evidently not Chocolate Milk Day. For those of you in America, though…
Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!
Man. What a great idea for a day. They should do this every Monday.
I ate cookies for breakfast, so I’m gonna let those lie for a bit before breaking out my own cocoa-based dairy to celebrate, but rest assured, we’ll be celebrating. Maybe before bed. Maybe watching the sunset. Maybe looking out on our kingdom, drinking in the greatest use of chocolate ever created by man or beast.
How are you spending the holiday? Discuss amongst yourselves.
