I’ve witnessed some funny snoring the past few days, which made me think of other good places to hear people snore. Some of these I have witnessed with mine own ears. Some I can only aspire to witness.
- An airplane
- An airplane, but through the captain’s little PA system
- The radio
- Really anytime someone can snore over a microphone to people who can’t see them
- A classroom
- A blowout sporting event from which everyone has left
- A meaningless sporting event to which no one showed up in the first place
- A church (or another religious service)
- The veterinarian’s office
- Facebook Live™
- A cave with a high propensity for echoes
- Traffic court
- A dance recital
- A cubicle
- A bathroom stall
- Milwaukee’s historic Riverside Theatre
- The movies
- The rental car waiting area at the airport
- A massage chair in an interstate rest stop
That’s all I have for now. Please share ideas if you have them. Perhaps a bucket list is in order—and by that I mean I’ll refuse to die until I’ve heard snores echoing from the back row of traffic court.
