A few days ago, I posted a picture on The Barking Crow’s Instagram of my niece’s stuffed cow wearing my niece’s MilkTime onesie in my niece’s DockATot, which is the coolest sleeping vessel I’ve ever seen and I also think is what they use on tour buses in the rock & roll biz. I captioned it, “It’s lit.”
Evidently, at least one person thought it was a pregnancy announcement. Which, I mean, I don’t think I can biologically get pregnant, but that would be a pretty great way to announce it if I did. It would indeed be lit. There would indeed be MilkTime involved.
No, it was simply a picture of my niece’s stuffed cow wearing my niece’s MilkTime onesie in my niece’s DockATot. Some things are simply what they appear. But man, it sounds fun to start posting vague things and seeing how often I can get exactly one person to think it’s a pregnancy announcement. If we get two texts, it was too obvious. If we don’t get any texts, it was too vague. The goal is, from now on, one text per Instagram post asking if we’re pregnant.
It’s lit.
