Hello. Are you considering fighting a bear? Well. If you must, I suppose. Please, though. Avoid these five places:
Its Mother’s Funeral
Give the bear some space to grieve.
Its Father’s Funeral
Trust me, you are the last person the bear wants to see at dad’s funeral.
Its Place of Worship
If we are ever to be truly free, bears must be allowed to worship without the fear of having to fight an annoying little shit like you.
Yellowstone National Park
They’re just there to have a good time, guys. Let the bear have a good time.
The Moons of Jupiter
If you see a bear on the moons of Jupiter, please do not fight it. It’s got enough to deal with as is, and it’s probably just as scared as you are.
