Examining Tarik Cohen’s Inseam

Tarik Cohen is short.

We’ve been told this with numbers (5’6”). We’ve seen it with our eyes. It’s been demonstrated to us by the New Orleans Saints:

One time, I boarded a plane behind Tarik Cohen in the Greensboro airport. I can confirm. The man is short:

I did not say hi. I instead said, “Be cool, Stu, be cool.” And yes, this was the mini golf day.

Which is why it is difficult to believe that this man wears a pant with a 34” inseam:

34 inches? That’s more than half your body! And on the inseam alone!

To be fair, the pants are slim fit, and Cohen did attribute the necessity of longer pants to the girth of his quadriceps:

But still…we all love you, Tarik Cohen. You don’t need to try to convince us of this.

NIT fan. Joe Kelly expert. Milk drinker. Can be found on Twitter (@nit_stu) and Instagram (@nitstu32).
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