Down goes Michelle Obama.
Down goes Keanu Reeves.
Down goes Beyoncé.
Down goes Betty White.
Cancel culture does come for us all eventually. Especially if we construct it as a single-elimination bracket. Well, then it only comes for 63 of the 64 of us, I guess. One of these people is going to survive. They will be our queen. Or king. A monarch of some sort. Princess, I guess, if Diana wins.
Three ways to vote, below. Round of 16 results, below that. The bracket, below those.
Semifinal voting starts now and will last until about 9:00 PM EDT tomorrow (Friday), with championship voting going through the day on Saturday.
The three ways to vote:
This Google Form (continue to be cool):
https://forms.gle/Ma96fwEo1gFMTg5H9
Our Instagram story (be cool):
https://www.instagram.com/thebarkingcrow/
This Twitter thread (be cool):
Now, quarterfinal results:
Dolly Parton defeats Michelle Obama, 30-25
Instagram: Michelle Obama 21, Dolly Parton 19
Twitter: Dolly Parton 7, Michelle Obama 4
Google Form: Dolly Parton 4, Michelle Obama 0
Princess Diana defeats Keanu Reeves, 35-22
Instagram: Princess Diana 26, Keanu Reeves 15
Twitter: Princess Diana 7, Keanu Reeves 5
Google Form: Princess Diana 2, Keanu Reeves 2
Helen Keller defeats Beyoncé, 32-25
Instagram: Beyoncé 22, Helen Keller 20
Twitter: Helen Keller 9, Beyoncé 2
Google Form: Helen Keller 3, Beyoncé 1
Fred Rogers defeats Betty White, 28-27
Instagram: Fred Rogers 21, Betty White 20
Twitter: Betty White 6, Fred Rogers 4
Google Form: Fred Rogers 3, Betty White 1
