Well, let’s see. Using Wikipedia’s “crime” page, here’s a list of crimes I have not committed. Please note that THIS IS NOT EXHAUSTIVE.
- Assassination
- False imprisonment
- Mayhem
- Homicide
- Negligent homicide
- Bigamy
- Forgery
- Pickpocketing
- Embezzlement
- Extortion
- Dueling
- Wildlife smuggling
- Payola
Again, not exhaustive. But these crimes? I have not committed them.
i challenge you to a duel.
I’m not doing it! It’s on the list!!!
yah but does it need to be? i can help you take it off your list.
It’s on the list!
yah but like, isn’t the point of a list…just to organize your thoughts around what you need to cross off the list…? i thought this was a cry for help. assistance needed. you know, ” here, at last, is a list of things i know i wanna do but i need someone to help.”
IT’S ON…THE LIST!
LET’S GET… IT OFF
It’s on the list.
if you’re worried about crossing more than one item off this list, i can assure you: dueling will be the only one. if you catch my drift.
(you won’t win the duel)
Dude, I’m not dueling you. It’s not on the list.
i think i understand. you don’t want to plan a duel. but you would engage if a duel was thrust upon you in the heat of the moment.
be ready.
We’re not going to duel (not on the list)
of course 😉 i completely understand 😉
😉