We know a few things about milk:
- It contains calcium.
- Calcium makes your bones strong.
- Your head is a bone.
We also know a few things about how JFK died:
- He got shot in the head.
Now, I don’t know how much milk someone would have to drink to turn their noggin into some impenetrable fortress capable of deflecting a bullet, and I don’t know where the bullet would’ve been deflected and what the collateral damage would’ve been, BUT: I don’t think Lee Harvey Oswald (or Ted Cruz’s dad, Paul McCartney’s ghost, or Lyndon B. Johnson’s friend Mickey) knew either, and if JFK even just had a reputation for having a skull so rock-hard that a bullet could not break it, they might not have tried it.
Just saying.
