Talk enough about NASCAR in public and some jackass will try to argue with you about whether or not it’s a sport. Yes, it’s annoying, but these folks are out there. One time back when I was working in a grown-up job a guy in the next cubicle over tried to tell me that baseball wasn’t a sport because outfielders stand around a lot (the man liked golf).
Anyway, Jimmie Johnson evidently has been posting the data of his hundreds-of-miles-long wrestling sessions with massive chunks of metal on something called “Strava.”
Two and a half thousand calories, punks. And that’s from the dude who always ran and biked in Colorado during his time between races.