Height. Strength. Power. The Tacko Fall experience.
Joe Kelly has done the impossible.
0.00 ERA alert, everybody.
Is Roger Clemens personally responsible for global warming?
The motive is there. That’s for sure.
Did Joe Kelly anger the gods of the underworld?
Mysterious earthquakes are rattling Southern California. Could Joe Kelly be the cause?
I googled the JFK assassination and now Jeff Bezos is sending me conspiracy theories.
I am the victim here.
Ranking the days of the week upon which the Fourth of July can fall:
Spoiler: This year came in second.
Play the hits: The best common themes of managerial ejections
Our favorite moves managers employ when getting themselves dismissed from work early.
The Soundtrack to Your Fourth of July
How to take over the aux cord, get kicked off, retake the throne, get exiled again, then take it back for good, all while showing your country how much you love it.
Joe Kelly: High-Leverage Hero
Earning that contract.
Things I Learned from Wikipedia: The History of the Hot Dog
How the all-American food became American.
Litchfield, Illinois has a great McDonald’s.
It’s really good.
Kawhi Leonard: NIT Fan?
If Kawhi Leonard ends up in Los Angeles, it’s a sign the man gets it.
Joe Kelly’s ERA is now under six.
And since his bobblehead night, that ERA’s only 1.23.
July: Likes and Dislikes
We take the good with the bad.
NBA free agency does *not* affect the NIT.
Lest you were confused.
My Apartment Building is Trying to Turn Me Against the Dogs
There are times when we all must civilly disobey.
Joe Kelly dealt with some weird happenings last night.
A wild one in Denver. And I don’t mean Joe Kelly threw a lot of balls.
Bitcoin is ascending and soon we shall live as kings.
Hurry.