This thing reads like a Batman script.
Get Rid of the Humidor
Burn the humidor down.
IndyCar Needs a Shohei Ohtani (Or *the* Shohei Ohtani)
If you don’t race for a month, I’m going to come up with ideas to fix problems that might not exist. That is the price you pay.
Sick Day: Second Round Results, Round of 16 Voting
We return to daytime television.
NIT Legend Kenneth Lofton Jr. Brings Home Gold for the USA
Patriot. Bulldog. Favorite of the People.
This Year’s Worst All-Star
Excluding relief pitchers, the worst All-Star by fWAR is a medium-sized man with some supersized theories about Johnny Bench.
Viva Willson Contreras
Some appreciation for the human cannonball.
What Do You Guys Know About Scorpions?
These guys are more capable than I thought.
The Senators Hired My Old Math Teacher
Pumped to have this insider access.
Burnley Did Not Win Euro 2020
I could find no way to name Burnley the effective Euro 2020 champions. But hey, here’s this week’s offseason roundup.
Ross Chastain: More Powerful Than You Thought
When judgment comes, keep an eye on the Watermelon guy.
Ok, We’re a Little Cooler with the Earned Run Rules Now
Joe Kelly allowed no earned runs on Friday.
Maybe They Should Make Atlanta a Dirt Track
Given how fun the Truck race was at Knoxville, and given drivers’ unhappiness with the Atlanta repave, I have a solution.
I Keep Forgetting About the Olympics
The Olympics have my brain on skates.
Trucks in the Dirt
Your weekend motorsport schedule.
The Biggest Obstacles Separating Michigan State From NIT Glory
After last year’s narrow miss, the Spartans have their work cut out for them.
The Inherited Runners Rule Could Be Better
In other news, Joe Kelly was charged with an earned run last night.
Joe Biden Ate No Ice Cream in Crystal Lake
A brutal snub.